Dear Jesus,
If you are not too busy deciding the outcome of the Nets-Knicks game tomorrow or carrying Harriet Miers through the sand in her time of trial, can you please see to it that Karl Rove is indicted? And maybe Cheney, too? “Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall,” and all that, so I think you should clear your schedule and get cracking. Let me know what I can do to help.
Love,
Mock Chicken