The latest from Lily, whose gift-giving impulse was thwarted by Canadian customs…
I M so bummed! I wanted your address at work becasue I saw an ad on the side of a bus 4 a new floral arrrangement U can send, which is basically flowers arranged with 2 straws 2 look like a giant cocktail in an oversized margarita glass! Dude! But I tried 2 order it, and they R not available in your province! WTF? They offered me a weedy lookng fern or a bunch of roses as an alternative, which I crabbily refused. I M outraged, but at least I’ve finally found a weak spot in that otherwise (seemingly) flawless country. I’m going 2 keep checking, cause I think they R coming out with a martini version –perhaps Canada only permits floral imitations of hard drinks 2 cross their border.