Lily got a raise last week. (Do we all recall that Lily is a U.S. investigator, with a badge and everything? Think about it: it makes a weird kind of sense). She has new corporate bosses and, it turns out, wasn’t aware that they were actually going to, like, read the lame paperwork they have to fill out each year before the raises kick in.
This is how she answered two of the questions:
Q: Where do you see yourself two years from now?
A: Being the lighting designer for My Chemical Romance.
Q: Where do you see yourself five years from now?
A. Married to the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.
Imagine her horror when she was called in to discuss her answers. The funny part is she got the raise anyway and that they even wanted to promote her. The promotion was not to her liking, so she declined.
Hey, having goals is good.