Emergency! Lily’s current celebrity crush (and you have to understand that Lily’s celebrity crushes run in long waves. They last years, Chicklets. They are serious commitments) has died his hair blonde.
Yes, Gerrard Way, lead singer of My Chemical Romance, has gone platinum. This has not caused her to ratchet down her devotion even one hair. Ironically, his brother, also in the band, has gone from blonde to black.
I pointed out that Lily has never crushed on anyone with blonde hair, unless you count Legolas, but that’s a whole other story.