![It's possible that you are having more fun than I am right now, but I doubt it.](https://www.jennyholiday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/frinight-1024x768.jpg)
Please imagine the 1980s Price is Right ladies. Dian, Holly, and the other one whose name I can’t remember. They are waving their hands around, and you are in awe of their sparkly dresses and their perfect claw bangs.
They are showing you the first showcase! It contains: a homemade gluten-free coconut cream pie made for you by an awesome coworker, and a glass (or three) pink wine. (It is a dry rosé. It is classy. You might think the Price is Right ladies would be exactly the type to try to serve you a white zin, but you would be wrong.) You bid: A LOT OF MONEY.
Next, the second showcase! It contains: a trip for your three-year-old to his grandparents’ house! A three day weekend for you! Just so we’re all clear: three days with no work and no child. You bid: 800 MILLION DOLLARS.
Dinner is for losers.
Jenny, that picture makes me want to jump right into the scene. Enjoy your 800 million dollar moment!
Sandy, we will reproduce this scene to the best of our ability in Atlanta!
Hard to resist a coconut cream pie. Or banana cream. Or chocolate cream. I wonder if anyone’s ever combined them? A chocolate banana coconut cream pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.