“I had to double up on how much I smoked because there was a kid crying in the parking lot, and it gave me PTSD.”
“Have some Bailey’s because it has milk in it.” (To the Boss, who asked if anyone had any antacids.)
While drinking wine directly from the bottle: “Is this what alcoholics feel like? This is why I don’t drink.” The Boss: “Alcoholics don’t drink rosé, dear.”
[Editor’s note: this makes it seem like all we did was drink. But really, we brought an ungodly amount of booze up with us and we returned with…an ungodly amount of booze. And we managed to stay up all the way till 10 pm the first night….and 11 pm the second night. So, basically Lulu is all talk. Which you already knew.]