The lastest from Lily:
OMG, WHAT have we been doing with our lives? The Oscars R in, like 4 DAYS! I would not even know this if I hadn’t seen Tony Danza practically begging Roger Ebert 2 pick Crash 4 best picture. Have U SEEN any of the nominated movies? Does it count if we saw the trailers? Cause I think I can safely say, without having seen 99% of the films mentioned, I feel that Felicity Huffman should get the Best Actress 4 playing a guy who is a girl; Joaquin Phoenix should get Bst Actor just 4 looking HAWTT! in eyeliner as Johnny Cash.
Ah, Chicklets, it is a refreshingly gender-bendy year at the Academy Awards, isn’t it? Lily and I will be tuning in over the phone to root for Brokeback Mountain. A friend noted that at the Golden Globes, they managed to talk about Brokeback Mountain at great length without once using the world gay. They said things like, “this is a film about two cowboys who find themselves in a complicated situation.” I can’t decide if that cracks me up or makes me want to call the ACLU.
Anyway, here’s to this year’s big GAY Oscars.