Pack your bags for happily ever after
by Jenny
The latest celebrity sighting from Lily…
I saw Axl Rose at Misshapes. And I just wanna say that I saw him 19 years ago on Guns N’ Roses’ first ever U.S. tour, and he was just….OMG….and then there he is in a half-empty trendoid club on a rainy Saturday, just like some dork like me. I don’t like it. He deserves BETTER!
by Jenny
Axl Rose used to be cool, before he went insane,” said Lulu while eating cake and grooving to Sweet Child ‘o Mine at the boss’s house. It was the annual staff party. It was very late. Fancy martinis had been consumed.
“I wish everything I ate tasted like this,” she went on. “Except meat. I like the occasional steak.”