“Yeek! Happy Thanksgiving!” writes Lily. “Frankly, I just can’t get as excited about it without the puke loaf,” she said, referring to my unfortunate attempt, last year when we were together for the holiday, to make a vegetarian meat loaf that actually resembled meat (versus the kind with all the twigs and pebbles in it). Sadly, what it bore an uncanny resemblance to was actually vomit, hence the name.
“I wish U were here! Mercifully (4other people), I’m not dragging anyone 2 the parade this year, so U R not required 2 watch NBC 4 a glimpse of me waiting excitedly 4 the new Humpty Dumpty balloon and carrying a sign that says ‘Doctor J,’ like at the airport.
“I wanted 2 send U a hand turkey, but I only had makeup 2 color it with.” Love, Lily
Happy American Thanksgiving, Chicklets, and stay away from the puke loaf.